圆明园，一七零九年开始兴建 Building of the Old Summer Palace started in 1709.
历经一百五十余年 Took more than 150 years to complete.
建成后，令中外震惊 Its magnificence awed the world.
被称作“万园之园” Envoys called it The Garden of Gardens.
海晏堂，园中最大的一组西洋建筑 Haiyan Hall was its largest Western mansion,
每到正午 代表十二时辰的十二生肖铜像 where the 12 Chinese Zodiac statues stood,
水柱齐射，蔚为壮观 each majestically spouting water at noon!
一八六〇年七月 Foreign armies
英法联军闯入大沽口 breached Fort Dagu in July 1860,
大清王朝的防线彻底瓦解了 shattered the Empire's feeble defence.
十月六日 On 6th October 1860,
英法联军直扑圆明园 the invaders stormed Old Summer Palace.
包括十二生肖铜首在内的 Imperial treasures including the
无数奇珍异宝 12 bronze statues
被肆无忌惮的抢夺、焚毁 were pillaged or burned.
大火整整烧了三天三夜 The fire lasted for three nights and days.
一百五十年建成的圆明园 This 150-year-old architectural masterpiece
付之一炬 was razed to the ground.
1、2、3 One, two, three!
第一次、第二次 Going once, going twice,
成交 Sold!
下一件物品 Next item.
一箱二十四瓶 完美保存的中国茅台酒 A case of 24 bottles of Chinese Maotai perfectly preserved,
被遗忘在一个农庄的地窖里 超过五十五年 forgotten in a farm cellar for over 55 years.
茅台的起拍价是欧元两百万 Maotai's starting bid: 2 million euros,
每次叫价是欧元十万 bids in increments of 100,000.
各位嘉宾 Ladies and gentlemen,
世界上只有四枚 there are only four in the world.
中国大使 The Chinese ambassador.
很荣幸跟您见面 A pleasure to meet you.
抱歉我迟到了，对不起 Please forgive my lateness, I'm sorry.
其实我们应该向您道歉 We should be the ones to ask your forgiveness.
你看看这个边沿的地方 Take a look at the edges.
因为多年前的战争 All those years ago, because of the war,
我的祖先带回来 不属于他们的东西 my ancestors brought back things that did not belong to them.
每一次看见那个铜像 And every time I look at that bronze,
我就深感内疚 I feel guilty.
那是全人类的遗产 It's part of the common heritage of mankind.
不应该只属于一两个人 It shouldn't belong to one or two individuals.
所以我把它捐赠给中国的博物馆 That's why I chose to donate it to a Chinese museum.
先生，依我愚见 Sir it's my humble opinion,
如果每个人都像您这么想 that if everybody thinks like you,
这世界一定会更加美好 the world would be a better place to live in.
我预祝你成功 I wish you every success
寻找到其他铜像的下落 in tracking down the rest of the bronze heads.
八百八十万 8.8,
成交！ and sold!
七百万！ 7 million!
成交！ Sold!
恭喜您，摩根先生 Congratulations, Mr. Morgan.
MP公司拥有了 全球最稀有的四枚邮票 MP Corporation is now the proud owner of the world's four rarest stamps
您错了，不是四枚 You're wrong. Not four.
现在 Now,
全世界仅此一枚！ there is only one in the world!
你看看 MP公司上了今天各地的新闻呢 Hey! Check it out! MP Corporation is all over the news today.
老板回来了 Oh! The boss is back.
这是这款邮票的唯一一枚 It's the only one of its kind left.
它的价值可以在一夜间升三倍 Its values go triple overnight.
这是父亲的主意 Father's idea.
太有才了！ Genius!
你想要价值连城的古董 You want a priceless antique?
我帮你造一个 I'll make it for you.
下一项！ Next!
珀西打电话来 Percy's called,
对我们的油画《晨光》有疑问 questioning our painting Morning Light.
有疑问？ Questioning?
他们懂个什么 Well then, they don't even know to do that.
用一个更高一点的价格把它买回来 像以前一样 Buy it back, like we always do, for an elevated price.
膺品只要经过几次买进卖出 Because fake things tend to become more real
便慢慢变真，是不是？ once they've been bought and sold a few times
下一项！ Next!
第五个生肖铜像拍卖的很好 出乎我们意料 The 5th bronze head did very well. It was a surprise to us.
在这个拍卖季里 所有买家都是生意人 Recent buyers this auction season were all businessmen
他们都很爱国 who just love their country.
正因此，这些商人才愿意付出一切 That's because they'll do anything
买回自己祖国的文物，不是吗？ for their own relics.
他们的爱国情怀 正好能为我们赚取利润 Their patriotism equals our profit.
太有才了！ Genius!
这些生肖铜首 These bronzes,
一个比一个的售价高 each one higher than the last.
我怎么才能找到它们？ How am I going to get my hands on those bad boys?
给我一些名字 Names, give me names. Throw out names.
我们找九头鸟吧 Let's get the Vulture.
应该找一个本土的吧 Feels like it should be someone closer to home.
JC怎样？ What about JC?
他还没有找到那幅油画《玫瑰花》 He hasn't even found the Roses painting yet.
《玫瑰花》？忘记《玫瑰花》吧 Roses? Don't worry about the Roses.
你告诉JC You tell JC,
如果他能帮我找到其余的铜首 if he can get me all the remaining heads,
我会给他丰厚的奖金 there's a massive bonus in it for him.
只要价钱对 As long as the money's right,
JC能找到任何东西 JC will get you anything.
那你告诉他 是一百万欧元一个铜首 You tell him it's one million euros each.
如果他能找到龙的铜首 If he gets us the dragon as well,
我会再加一个零 I'll add another zero.
太有才了！ Genius!
嗨！你的车不能过！ Your car cannot pass!
借用一下洗手间可以吗？ I want to pee.
美女啊！ She's gorgeous!
拜托 Please.
来，这里 Come this way.
谢谢 Thank you.
爸，那太棒啦 Dad, that's brilliant.
你知道现在是龙年 You know, it's the Year of the Dragon.
- 我们会发大财 - 走走走，泡你的妞儿去吧 - We're going to make a fortune. -Go fool around with your girls!
找JC这个任务交给你 You go find JC, then
没问题，我来找 No problem, I'll find him.
对了，他现在在哪？ Right, where is he now?
他现在在渡假吧 He's probably on vacation.
发生了什么事情？ What's going on?
究竟怎么回事？ I don't get this.
怎么搞的 What happened?
我们发现有人闯入，请提高警惕 There's a breach. Be alert!
那是什么？ What is it?
有人进来了 Someone has broken in!
发生什么事了？ What's going on?
拦住他！ Stop him!
站住！否则我们就开枪！ Stop or we will shoot!
抓住他！ Get him!
有人闯进来，封锁所有通道！ There's a breach, don't let him get away!
钥匙呢？ Where are the keys?
抓住他！ Get him!
这边！ This way!
他在车下面，抓他！ He's under the car, get him!
他在这里！ He's here!
把他抓住！ Get him!
开枪！ Shoo?
赶快！ Hurry!
我看不见他 他比我们的车还快吗？ I can't see him. Can he out-race us?
我只能看见我们的车 看不见其他东西 I can see our cars but nothing else.
他在哪？你没有拦住他吗？ Where is he? I thought you'd cut him off.
这是什么？ What is this?
抓住他！ Get him!
那是什么？ What's that?
他在那！ He is there!
噢！我的屁股！ Oh my poor backside!
开火！ Shoo?
JC，你没事吧？ JC, okay?
走！ Go!
我们走！ Let's go.
喂？ Hello?
JC，我是宗盛 JC, it's Jonathan.
《玫瑰花》找到了没有？ Did you find the Roses?
我在渡假 I am on vacation.
我有新生意给你，你感兴趣吗？ I have a new assignment. Interested?
说说价钱 How much do you pay?
圆明园十二生肖铜首，你听过吗？ Know the 12 bronze heads from Old Summer Palace?
十二生肖？ Chinese Zodiac?
片名：十二生肖 Chinese Zodiac
关教授 Professor Guan.
这位是《国家地理频道》的马丁 Martin is from National Geographic Channel.
这位是关教授 This is Professor Guan.
教授，您好 你好 How are you, sir? How do you do?
你们《国家地理频道》 是值得尊敬的媒体 National Geographic Channel is very respectable.
我们的工作需要许多朋友的支持 We need plenty of support for our work.
尤其需要 Especially
像你们这种有公信力媒体的支持 support from credible media like yours.
这次我们的专题 是有关圆明园的十二生肖 We're doing a feature on the 12 bronze heads.
您是这方面的专家 You are an expert on them.
所以，特地来请教您 So we're here to learn from you.
埃及的金字塔 The pyramids of Egypt,
希腊帕特农神庙 the Parthenon of Greece,
柬埔寨的吴哥窟 and Cambodia's Angkor Wat,
都和中国的圆明园一样 are just like China's Old Summer Palace,
有无数的珍贵文物 where numerous treasures and relics
被掠夺、破坏、盗卖 were pillaged, destroyed, and stolen.
关教授，您好 你们好 How are you, sir? Good day, all.
这是中、英、美、法、日的学生 These students are from all over the world.
他们在这里工作了好几年了 They've been working here for years,
让流失的珍贵文物回归祖国 repatriating relics to their own countries.
需要大家的共同努力 We need everyone to work hard.
建造一个奇迹，有时需要几百年 It takes centuries to create a miracle,
但是破坏它，一个炸弹、一把火 but a bomb or fire can destroy it in an instant.
我们做了最具权威的考据 After much detailed research,
做了几乎接近一比一的复制品 we came up with almost exact replicas.
你可是第一个看到它们的记者 You are the first reporter to see them.
不许拍照 No pictures!
不好意思 Sorry.
有五个被拍卖了 Five of them have been auctioned.
那其他那几个呢？ What about the rest?
那几个下落，众说纷纭 There are rumours of their whereabouts.
我的一个学生在巴黎 One of my students in Paris,
她也是古玩鉴定方面的专家 she's an expert in antiquity,
她就曾经参与鉴定过 两个被拍卖的铜首 has recently examined two auctioned heads.
哪两个？ Which two?
兔首 Rabbit-head,
和这鼠首 and this Rat-head.
能给我她的联络方式吗？ Can I get in touch with her?
我现在就给你联络她 I'll contact her for you now.
谢谢 Thanks.
我能摸一下吗？ Can I touch them?
摸摸可以 Certainly.
谢谢 Thanks.
不用这么认真 No need to be so serious!
应该的，应该的 I must, I must
来了 It's coming.
鼠头拍完了 The Rat-head is finished.
它很珍贵吗？ Is it very valuable?
那个很难说 Depends on what you think is valuable.
你给我十欧元就可以把它们都拿走了 For 1O euros, you can have them both.
这是你的档 This is your document.
欢迎你来巴黎！ Welcome to Paris!
谢谢 Thank you.
我们为了和平而来的 We are here for peace.
心中的安宁！ Peace! Peace in your heart!
和平！ Peace!
大家明白吗？ Everybody! Okay?
我们要和平示威 We will voice our concerns peacefully.
你确定就是这里吗？ You sure it is here?
GPS导航的 According to the GPS
那你等吧 Then wait here.
巴黎！ Paris!
什么？ What?
你在开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding?
是你的尺码，不是你的尺码 It's your size! It's not your size!
不是你的尺码？ 卖东西的人给错了 If it's not, it was the seller who made a mistake.
你给我滚！ Get lost!
我们之间完蛋了 It's over between us!
我们之间完蛋了！ It's over between us!
没有完蛋，我爱你！Coco No! It's not over! I love you, Coco!
我爱你！ I love you.
爱爱爱… Love
爱你个头！ Love my ass!
好吧！好吧！ Okay! Okay!
这样吧，把你的钥匙还给我 If that's how it is, give me back my keys!
你是谁？ Who are you?
关教授叫我来的 Professor Guan sent me.
等会儿！ Just wait!
这家伙是谁？你的新男友？ Who's this fellow? Your new boyfriend?
是！ Yes!
谢谢你帮我接住 Thank you for catching.
不客气，你没有钥匙？ You're welcome. You don't have keys?
她说我们之间完蛋了 我只想拿回我的钥匙 She says it's over between us. I just want my set of keys back
我好把它们给我的新女友 so I can give it to another girlfriend.
对不起，我失手了 Sorry. I missed
你失手 You missed...
我们走吧，快点 Let's go. Hurry up.
你就是上官马丁吗？ You are Shangguan Ma-ding?
对！ Yes.
可是我做的资料上说 But my research told me.
上官马丁几年前就已经去世了 Shangguan Ma-ding has passed away.
那个是我堂兄，我叫马丁上官 That was my cousin. I am Martin Shangguan.
是吗？ Oh, really?
那你跟我来吧 Follow me, then.
各位 Boys and girls,
他是《国家地理频道》的马丁 Martin is from National Geographic Channel.
他来这儿是为了 做一个铜首的专辑 He is here to do a feature on the bronze heads.
我们需要大家的帮忙 We need all the help we can get
就好像你们《国家地理频道》 这种主流媒体 from mainstream media like National Geographic Channel.
我会尽全力的 I'll do my best.
我们这些年轻人，有一个共同目标 A common goal among us young people
就是要讨回各个国家的流失文物 is to retrieve lost relics for various countries.
当然，也包括十二生肖的铜首 Of course, they include the 12 bronze heads.
这两个应该是 流失在法国的两个铜首吧 These are the two in France?
对 Yes.
这两个铜首在马素伯爵手里 They belong to Count Marceau.
是我鉴定的 I examined them.
资料都让关教授确认过 Professor Guan verified their data.
是真的 They're authentic.
这就是他住的古堡啊？ He lives in that chateau?
对不起 Sorry!
职业习惯 Occupational habit.
大家！ Guys!
这边！ Over here.
怎么了？ What's going on?
发生了什么事情？ What's wrong, guys'?
我跟吴清一起，我们在监视一批货 I was walking with Wu Qing, we were keeping surveillance on a cargo
没电没卡 No battery no memory card.
我们怀疑那些是偷来的文物 Which we suspect of being stolen antiques.
那些人，突然就走出来打我们 Suddenly, all these guys started beating us up!
我要报警他们才停手 They only stopped when I tried to call the police.
太危险了 It's too risky.
跟你说过多少次 我们只做和平示威 I've told you many times, we only protest in peace.
你是怎么看着他的 Why didn't you stop him?
不是的，听我说 No, listen...
不对，你们听我说 No, guys. Listen to me.
我要提醒你们我们组织的宗旨 I'd like to remind all of you about the principles of our organization.
第一，我们不给警方麻烦 One, we don't give the police any trouble.
第二，我们不介入别人的生活 Two, we don't interfere in the lives of the people.
第三，我们不破坏社会秩序 And three, we don't disturb social order.
完全正确！ Absolutely!
我赞成！ You have my support.
我是《国家地理频道》的编导 Producer from National Geographic Channel.
记者？对！ Reporter? Yes.
中国人？对！ Chinese? Yes.
你一定要帮我们揭发MP公司的恶行 You must help us to expose MP's crime,
尽可能丑化他们 make them look bad!
不行 No.
做我们记者的，要有根据才能报导 As media, we can only report the facts.
不能哗众取宠，夸张事实 We cannot exaggerate and make things up.
我拍了很多照片 I have taken photos.
你坐下，坐下 You sit down!
小心点 Be careful.
不好意思 第一次来就让你看到这样的事 I'm sorry this happened on your first visit.
我们能提供的材料 也只有这么多了，再见 We've got nothing else for you, goodbye.
我…我可以跟你说句话吗？ Can I have a word with you?
你说 Sure.
来… Over here
什么事？ What's the matter?
这些人，还有这些财团 These people, these big corporations
你们这些学生…都要非常… You and your students must...
好，谢谢，改天联络 Okay, thanks, stay in touch!
什么呀？ What on earth?
他负责破译密码 He'll crack their code.
好了 Sure.
到时候，我可能在这里 When the time comes, I might be there.
你负责我的后备逃生 You're responsible for my getaway.
因为古堡的地势比较平坦 The Chateau's landscape is flat.
只有一个低洼区 There is only one low-lying area.
你就在低洼区接应我 You meet me at the low-lying area.
跟我走 Follow me.
皮尔先生，之前在电话里 Monsieur Pierre, during our phone conversation,
你说想要更多 关于我们铜首的资料 you said you wanted more information about our bronze heads.
我们就带了这本相册给你参考 We've brought you this portfolio.
我确定这里面都是你想要的资料 I'm sure you'll find everything inside.
小姐，我求你接我的电话吧，求你了 Madam, I beg you to pick up the phone!
你能肯定它们的真实性吗？ Are you sure of their authenticity?
当然肯定 Yes, of course.
现在市场上充斥着膺品 Indeed, there are many replicas on the market now.
即便是很有经验的收藏家 都会被骗 Even experienced collectors have been fooled.
当然如果你有疑问 我们欢迎你去检查 If you have doubts, you're free to test them.
好吧，我先保管这本相册 Okay, let me keep the book.
随后再跟你联系 I will contact you soon.
听到留言回电 Call me back.
他两只手都碰到相册了 He used his hands to flip through the album.
我估计他现在是去保险库 I think he's heading to the vault.
我发现他们的保安监控 全装在屋子外面 Their surveillance systems are installed outside,
可能是怕损坏文物吧 for fear of damaging the relics.
我们的调查没错 It seems that we are spot on,
这古堡的主人是有强迫症 the owner is obsessed with tidiness!
跟你一样有洁癖 Just like you: a mysophobic!
现在只能等机会了 Now we can only wait.
那就等吧 Let's wait, then.
全世界的人都在送老板 They're all seeing their boss off.
在看呢 I am watching.
你们准备好了跟我说 Tell me when you are ready.
我们好了 We are ready!
五秒以后 In five seconds
看到指纹了 I can see the fingerprints.
快 Hurry UP.
他们全部往回走了 They're coming back.
找到了，书架后面 Found it! It's behind the bookshelf.
老把戏 Same old trick.
糟糕！ Damn it!
怎么了？ What's wrong?
他们用了三组 四十六个字母的随机组合 Three sets of combination of 46 letters each!
给我八台电脑也得解两天 It'll take eight computers two days to crack it.
奇怪？ Weird!
老板这是干什么呢？ What has the boss been up to?
一个有强迫症的人 Why would one obsessed
怎么会把书本乱放呢？ with tidiness misplace his books?
应该放… Should be put..
这里 Here.
他是靠这样子记密码 That's how he reminds himself of the combinations!
玛丽安 Marion.
是，先生？ Yes, sir?
给我一点咖啡 Some coffee, please.
好的，先生 Very good, sir.
走吧 好的 Let's go. Okay.
我知道怎么开了 I know how to open it.
开了 It's opened.
找到兽首了吗？ Found the bronze heads yet?
别着急 Give me a minute.
鼠首 The Rat-head,
兔首 the Rabbit-head.
和我们仿造的一样吗？ Do they look like our replicas?
对我来讲 To me...
都一样 they're all the same.
再看看还有什么别的可拿的 Is there anything else worth taking?
一堆垃圾 They're all junk!
你知道我看见什么？ You know what I've just seen?
什么呀？ What?
法老王和女沙皇的权杖 The Pharaoh's sceptre and the Czarina's staff,
金鹰盒 the Golden Eagle Box,
阿拉伯之星 and the Star of Arabia!
这都是著名的失踪文物啊！ They're all lost national relics!
现在，属于我们的了 Now, they belong to us.
你猜我又看见什么吗？ Guess what else I've found?
什么呀？ What?
看见一幅我们做梦都想偷的画 A painting that we dreamt of stealing.
《玫瑰花》？ The Roses?
真聪明！ BifigQ!
想找你找不到 I've been looking all over for you,
不找你自己出现 Now you show up by yourself.
真走运！ Lucky me.
看看这照片 Just look at this photo.
你在这儿干嘛？ What are you doing here?
嗨！你是谁？ Who are you?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
保安！ Guards!
你停下来！ Hey! Stop!
有情况！ We've a situation!
他在楼上！去抓他！ He's upstairs! Go get him!
我被发现了！ They saw me!
干嘛？ What's going on?
我在屋子里面，被狗追 I am still inside, being chased by dogs.
给我方向 Give me directions!
他在那里！ There he is!
看！他在屋顶！ Look! He is on the roof!
快去抓他！ Go get him!
去那边 Go that way.
看你怎么追我！ Catch me if you can!
怎么还有？ More of the same?
我在古堡的东南方 I'm southeast of the chateau,
告诉我怎么走！ tell me where to go!
你前面有个大迷宫 There's a maze ahead of you,
你可千万别进去 stay out of it!
我想我已经在中间了 I think I'm already in it!
飞得出来吗？ Can you take the high road?
跑道不够长 No room for a take-off!
不够也得试一下 I've to give it a try.
一颗豆豆两颗米 Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
那个出口就是你 I~\ \ K; \ ifi Q x K; K' I\ \'\￠ \\? !
封建迷信管用吗？ It's no time for nursery rhymes!
别废话了，给我找出口 Cut the crap and find me an exit!
你得飞起来，我们才能看得见你呀 We can't see you unless you're airborne!
怎么不追了？ They stopped?
不会近视眼吧 Maybe they are short-sighted
看到，看到，飞起来了 There he is! He's airborne!
又掉下去了 He's gone down again!
跑道不够长 The runway is too short!
死胡同！ It's a dead end!
什么声音？ What's that noise?
我在扮狗啊 I am mimicking a dog!
想咬？ Want a bite?
躺下！ Lie down!
乖！ Nice!
乖啊！ Nice dog.
别动！ Stay put!
乖！ Good doggie.
走！ Beat it!
你跟法国狗讲中文？ Speaking Chinese to a French dog?
我也奇怪它会听中文 I'm surprised he could understand.
晚些打电话给你 We'll call you later.
好的 Okay.
保安 Guards
快去看看情况怎么样 Go check it out right now!
我终于出来了！ I am out, finally!
后面的事交给西蒙了，你通知他 Call Simon and tell him to handle the rest.
他不喜欢听我说话 还是你通知他吧 You do it. We're not on speaking terms.
马丁？ Martin?
马丁！ Martin!
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我不认识你 Do I know you?
刚才在古堡里的人是你吗？ Was that you in the chateau?
可可，你认错人了 Coco, it was someone else.
认错人？ Someone else?
还叫我可可 You can address me by name!
就是你！ It was you!
小心开车！ Watch out!
就是你！ It was you!
别抓住我，放手 Let go me!
你怎么可以偷东西啊？ How could you steal?
我…我不知道你说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
我们被耍了，他们认识的 We've been had! They knew each other!
岂有此理！ Good Lord!
走吧！ Go!
你先放手 Let go of me,
你看着路开车！ and drive carefully!
那你还说不是你 Are you still in denial?
是我，是我 Okay, it was me.
你为什么要这么做？ Why did you do that?
现在很难跟你解释啦 This is not the time to explain.
小心！ Watch out!
你没事吧？ You alright?
我到船屋找你 I'll meet you at the boat house.
西蒙，我在你的六点方向，九点上方 Simon, I'm at your 6 o'clock, 9 o'clock above!
完美！ Perfect!
还有一个头呢？ Where is the other head?
给可可拿了 Coco's got it.
你不像是记者，你到底是什么人？ You're no reporter. Who are you really?
我？ Me?
我…其实有两个身份 I have double identities.
我是…金银铜铁陶瓷书画 I am president of the non-profit making
珍贵文物…国际… International Foundation of Relics...
非牟利…促进会的会长… Metals, Porcelain and Paintings
什么？ What?
我怎么没听说过这个组织呀？ I've never heard of this organization.
你确定你听过全世界的名字吗？ You know every one by heart?
那这个头怎么办？ What should we do with this head?
当然还给中…中国政府 Return it to the Chinese government.
好啊！ Good idea!
小心！我们走吧！ Be careful, guys. Let's go!
这里！走吧！ It's here! Let's go!
走走！我们走吧！ Go, go! Let's go!
你好 Hello.
不是吧 Oh, no. Not this.
是警察吗？ Hello, is this the police?
什么事？ What's going on?
别出来！ Don't come out!
我的电线！ My power cable!
警察！不许动！ Police! Don't move!
警察！别动！ Police! Police! Don't move!
我保证他们俩是一伙的！ I swear that they are accomplices!
不是真的！ It's not true!
我们马素家族有着优良的声誉 The Marceau family's reputation is impeccable.
优良的声誉？ Impeccable reputation?
我们看过了这些录影带 We've watched these tapes,
没看到有什么 and we saw nothing.
他们有海关的文件 There are customs documents,
这个证人说 她从没在古堡里看到过这些铜首 and a witness who saw nothing at the chateau.
嘉芙莲因为没有借到钱才这样说 She was estranged after her uncle rejected a loan request.
我上次去探望叔叔时才三岁 No, I was three when I last visited him.
你认为我还会记得吗？ Do you really think I'd remember?
我向你保证 住嘴！ I swear to God that Shut up!
小姐，我们会把你的铜像 扣留两个星期 We will keep the statue for two weeks.
如果没有人来认领 If no one claims it,
你就可以把它拿走 you can have it back.
如果这些人再来骚扰你 If they bother you again,
你就告诉我们 let us know.
现在，你可以走啦 Now, you are free to go.
谢谢 Thank you.
不！那不是真的！你住嘴！ But that's not true! Shut up!
我发誓他们偷了那些铜首！ I swear they stole the heads!
你还是担心其他事情好了！ You've other things to worry about!
怎么样了？ How did it go?
一切在我们意料之中 Everything went as expected.
我还是要多谢… I still want to thank
这位诚实漂亮的法国公民 this honest and beautiful citizen of France.
不客气，我只是实话实说 You're welcome. All I did was tell the truth.
我叫嘉芙莲 My name is Catherine.
你对那些铜首似乎很有兴趣 You seem interested in those bronze heads.
我家里有些东西 你可能会感兴趣的 I have something at my house you might be interested in.
你考虑一下吧 Well, think about it.
可以开车了，布鲁诺 Drive on, Bruno.
思澈古堡？ Chateau Sichel.
我们一直想进这个古堡 We've always wanted to visit this chateau.
欢迎！不好意思！ Welcome! I'm sorry.
这里有些日常的保护措施 There are some routine security measures here.
银行现在是所有财物的拥有人 The bank has taken possession of everything.
有价值的东西是不可以拿走的 Nothing of value is permitted to be taken out.
没关系 It's okay.
好漂亮的古堡啊！ Beautiful castle!
请跟我来 Please, follow me.
盯住他们 Follow them.
因为我们家族在金融危机时破产了 Our family went bankrupt in the financial crisis.
但还能住在这里已经很不错了 Still nice to be able to live here.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的祖先可能是 Your ancestors may have been
最后看见这些美丽动物的人了 the last people to see these beautiful creatures.
是，我明白你的意思 Yes, I know what you mean.
人总是觉得消失了的东西 才是珍贵的 Thing are only treasured after they've disappeared.
是，没错 Yeah, you are right!
鸡首？ Rooster?
这就是我邀请你来的原因 It's the reason I invited you here.
这是真的吗？ Is that real?
自从我出生后就看见它在这里 It's been here since I was born.
这可以说是赃物吧？ This is stolen property, right?
她说什么？ What did she say?
她说楼梯好漂亮 She said beautiful staircase.
谢谢 Thank you.
走了 Let's go.
他是我的高曾祖父 This is my great-great-grandfather,
她的祖父 her grandfather.
很多年前从海外回来 Years ago he came back from overseas.
他一直想再出海去找他的副手 He always wanted to set sail again to find his second command
但他筹集不到资金出航 but never had the funds to do so.
后来他儿子，我祖母的父亲 Later his son, my grandma's father,
组织了远征队伍 put together an expedition
出海找寻那条船“不灭号” and went to sea in search of the Indestructible.
但他再也没有回来 But he never returned.
只是神秘地消失了 He just disappeared mysteriously.
我听说有些铜首在你手里 I heard you have the animals' heads.
或者你会知道 一点关于我曾祖父的事情 Maybe you would have clues about my great-grandfather?
我什么都不在乎！ I don't give a damn!
铜首、权杖、钻石 Bronze heads, scepter, diamond
这些都不能见光的 they can never be made public.
我唯一想拿回来的 就是那幅油画 The one I really want back is the painting.
他们偷走了我的东西 价值超过十亿美元！ The value of what they've stolen is over a billion dollars!
如果你以前同意 安装红外线保安系统，那就… If you'd installed an infrared security system, things would have been
那是我的错了？ So it's my fault, then?
不是… No, no, no...
我答应你我会 I'll make you a promise.
如果你不把油画找回来 If you don't recover that painting,
我会把你杀了！ I will strangle you myself!
这是我小时候的摇摇木马 It's a rocking horse I had when I was a child.
这是我高曾祖父 从海外回来后画的 My great-great grandfather painted this after his return.
这是当他的船损毁后 当时四周的环境 It's the view he saw after his ship was damaged.
你们随便看看吧，我去倒茶 Why don't you have a look around? I'll go get some tea.
谢谢 Thank you.
走 Over there.
抱歉，我们要谈点私事 Sorry, we need to talk in private.
怎么偷鸡头？ How can we steal the Rooster-head?
最好是假装住两天，偷了就走 Best is to stay here for 2 days, steal and go.
不行 Not possible.
起码做个假头换真头 At least replace it with a replica.
做假头要有数据呀 But we need data to produce a replica.
关教授有数据 Professor Guan has them.
找可可 Talk to Coco.
千万不要在她面前说偷 Never mention steal in front of her,
她不会帮忙的 otherwise she won't help.
那我们该怎么办 What should we do?
你们看！ Guys, look!
是朗世宁的《乾隆秋猎图》！ Castiglione's Emperor Qianlong's Autumn Hunt!
很值钱吗？ Is it valuable?
老东西当然值钱 All antiquities are valuable.
我爷爷的尿壶也很值钱！ My granny's chamber pot must be priceless, too!
原来真的有这幅画！ So this painting does exist!
我还以为烧掉了 I thought it was destroyed in a fire.
在一八六〇年 In 1860,
我高曾祖父乘坐“不灭号” my great-great grandfather sailed to China
航行到中国，打了一场胜仗 on Indestructible and won a great victory.
这是他带回来的其中一个战利品 This was one of the spoils of war he brought back.
你一定是指抢掠圆明园 You must mean the ransacking of Old Summer Palace.
发生在第二次鸦片战争中，记得吗？ That was during the Second Opium War, remember?
那要看个人观点 That depends on your point of view.
她说对了 Yes, she is right.
腐败的清政府 处死英法两国的外交人员 The killing of British and French diplomats
成为了一个开战的藉口 by the corrupt Qing Dynasty was an excuse to start the war.
那是两个工业国家联手侵略 一个农业国家的理由吗？ Is that a legitimate reason for two industrialized nations to invade country?
在那些工业国家眼中 In the eyes of those industrialised nations,
中国可是一个强国 China was a superpower.
对，那时我们清政府以天朝自居 True, we even called ourselves Celestial Kingdom
你帮我还是帮她 Whose side are you on?
当然帮你 Yours, of course.
之后呢？ Then?
什么？ Sorry?
然后怎么样？ What's next?
在回程中他们遇到风暴 On the way back, they met a storm,
船被损毁了 and the ship was damaged.
那些抢来的东西太多太重了 I bet it was overladen with loot.
真是报应 Served them right.
她说什么？ What did she say?
你可否说英语？ Could you speak in English?
我不会英语的 I don't speak English.
她说那真是太不幸了 She said that's unfortunate
我没有说那是不幸 I didn't say it was unfortunate.
我说他罪有应得！ I said it served him right!
他应有此报？ Served him right?
那样说太无情了吧 What a cruel thing to say!
他是受国家之命才去中国的 He went to China on orders of his country.
那是他作为军人的职责 It was his duty as a soldier.
幸运的是他被一艘 经过的中国商船救了出来 Fortunately, he was picked up by a passing Chinese ship.
老天爷真是不开眼啊！当时 The God of Justice must be blind!
你说什么？ What did you say?
她说感谢上天他回来了 She said thank goodness he came back.
很明显她说的不是这个 That's obviously not what she said.
但是我仍然很感谢你 But, thank you all the same.
不客气 You're welcome.
你在做什么？ What are you doing?
我要把它带回中国！ I'm taking it back to China!
这是我的家 This is my home,
你不可以随便拿东西走！ you can't just take anything you want!
就好像一百多年前 Just like over a hundred years ago,
你祖先不问自取这幅画！ your ancestors didn't ask for permission before taking this
可可… Coco
可可 Coco
那些是很久以前的事情了 These things happened so long ago.
就像在当时 如果一个女人穿得太少 Back then, if a woman wore too little clothes,
可能有人会向你扔石头 someone might throw a stone at you,
不是向你，向她 no, at her.
对不起 Oh, sorry.
什么抱歉？ Sorry for what?
别做滥好人 Don't be a bleeding heart.
该说道歉的是他们！ She should be the one apologizing.
她说什么？ What did she say?
她有说话吗？ Did she say something?
我不用你替我翻译 I don't need you to translate.
你们都忘了吗？ Did you all forget?
一百多年前，他们在我们的国家 They came to our country a century ago,
烧、杀、抢、夺 burned, raped, murdered and pillaged.
一个多世纪之前 Over a century ago,
你们来我们国家进行抢掠 you came to our country to rape,
掠夺和杀戮 pillage and murder.
就算一百年后 Even a hundred years later,
这些都是中国人民的痛苦回忆！ these memories still hurt the Chinese!
没错 It's true.
我修读历史，无论怎么解释 I studied history. Whatever the excuses
我修读历史 I studied history.
无论怎么解释 Whatever the excuses used,
那些事情的确发生了 these things did indeed happen.
有时我们只可以用 不成立的理由来解释，好像 Sometimes we can only explain such things with invalid reasons, such as
那年代强者永远是对的 That was an era in which might makes right.
我们不可以用今天的文明准则 We cannot use today's civilized standards
去批判以往的错误 to judge the mistakes of the past.
就算现在也是强者在上 Even now, it's the strong who comes up on top.
你要足够强大 人家才跟你讲理由 You must have power before others will reason with you.
算了，我开始明白她的想法 Never mind. I'm beginning to understand her point of view.
对不起 Sorry.
最终这些现在都是属于银行的 Anyway, all of this now belongs to the bank.
它们对我没有价值 They're worthless to me.
如果可以，我会把它送给你 I'd give them to you if I could.
你不是就想进这个古堡吗？ Didn't you want to visit this castle?
好不容易来了 Now that we are here,
我们陪你住两天就走 let's stay for a couple of days.
来，喝杯茶 Come on, have some tea.
既然你们那么来电 Since you're so fond of each other,
还是你们喝吧！ have fun yourselves!
她去洗手间 She is going to the bathroom.
什么事？ What is it?
你过来看 Come take a look.
嘉芙莲！什么？ Catherine! Yes?
你的曾祖父…他的船… Your great grandfather, the ship...
是沉了还是搁浅？ did it sink, or was it grounded?
谁知道？ Who knows?
你知道吗？我们很感兴趣 You know what? We're interested
关于怎么把你的曾祖父找回来 about recovering your great grandfather.
如果我们在这里住几天 If we stay another couple of days,
可以调查一下，多掌握一些资料 start an investigation, more information,
这样我们也许可以帮到忙 we might be able to help.
太感谢你们了，太好了 Thank you so much! It's wonderful.
我们这里有很多房间 We have plenty of rooms here.
你们随便住多久都可以 You can stay as long as you wish.
我去准备一下 I'm going to make the preparation.
但不是活着的他 But he may not be alive.
没问题 It's okay.
可可 Coco.
谢谢你，我再打电话给你 Thank you. I will call you later.
谢谢你帮忙 Thanks for your help.
谢谢 Thank you.
多住几天，偷那个鸡首嘛 Let's stay and steal the Rooster-head.
不能偷！ No stealing!
我们是这里的客人 怎么能偷呢？ As guests here, we mustn't steal.
谁说不能偷？ Who says we can't?
他们也是抢来的 They stole from us.
拿他们一件，这叫还，不叫偷 We're just retrieving, not stealing.
有道理 Good point!
我们起码要做个假头换真头 We need a replica to do the switch.
做假头，我们没有数据 But we don't have data to make one.
关教授有 Professor Guan has them.
我找他拿去 I'll ask him.
好！快！ Great! Hurry up!
给！ Here!
数据？ Data?
你好 Hello.
去洗手间这边 Wee wee This way, Madam.
谢谢！ Thank you!
再见！ Bye!
太有才了！ Genius!
那些傻瓜来这里干嘛？ What are these fools doing here?
郊游吗？ Launch picnic?
我吃定了他们！ They're now our lunch!
你们看！ Look!
这是我们小飞机传回来的数据 This is the data captured by our mini-plane.
怎么样？ How is it?
怪不得地图找不到！ No wonder it's not on the map!
搞定！ BifigQ!
他是在这里画这幅画的 He was here when he drew this.
你们太神奇了！ You guys are amazing!
不是我们，是科技神奇 No, technology is.
那接下来该怎么办？ What shall we do next?
在这边扎营 We'll camp here.
留言留言…不留了 Voice mail? Oh, forget it
马丁 Martin.
网上说，那三个铜首被拍卖掉了 News said three heads were auctioned.
不可能！ Impossible!
怎么不可能？我给你看 Why not? I'll show you.
没信号 No signal.
一定是假的！ They must be fakes!
真的铜首是我们在保管呢 怎么可能呢？ We've got the real ones. Right?
你是说假的都卖到这么高的价钱 If fakes could fetch a fortune,
那…那三个真的呢？ how much will the real ones worth?
真的更不得了！ They must be priceless!
那现在…现在我跟你说 And now Now a word of advice.
千万别亮着灯在帐篷换衣服 Don't change with the lights on.
为什么？ Why not?
你看看 Look.
那刚刚我 Just now I was
没看见 I didn't see anything.
真的！ Honest!
真的没看见！ We saw nothing.
卫星接收器别开了！ Don't turn on the satellite receiver.
什么？蜥蜴！ What? Lizard!
只是一只蜥蜴 It's just a lizard.
你去哪里？ Where are you going?
我要上去 I'm going up.
但是JC… But JC
但是JC叫我们不要乱走动 But JC told us not to move.
那随便你吧 Do as you like.
等等我！ Wait for me!
等多久？ How long?
可以了！ NOW!
看看你 Look at you.
怎么了？这是我的化妆袋！ What? It's just my make-up bag!
算了吧 Whatever.
怎么样了你们？ What's wrong with you two?
继续冷战 Still in a stand-off.
如果不是为了孩子 早就离开他了 If it is not for my child, I'd have left him long ago.
你怎么样？ What about you?
她就是不接我电话 She is still not answering my call.
生日过了三天也能庆祝啊 I was only three days late for her birthday.
有什么好生气的？ Why so mad about it?
你去哪里？ Where are you going?
这边 This way.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
直觉！ Instinct!
真服了你 Whatever.
我的天！ Oh my god!
这个岛的树啊 The trees on this island,
千万不要给那些 不良的木材商人知道 must be kept secret from those lumberjacks.
肯定一棵不留！ If not, none will be spared.
你现在挺开心 Now you're very happy.
你知道我努力了多久啊？ Know how hard I've been trying?
你呢？一点回旋的余地都没有？ Have you considered other options?
她的脾气，谁受得了 No one could tolerate her tantrum!
就看谁先走了 See who leaves first.
真不懂？情人节、什么节 What's with Valentine's Day and the rest?
是谁定的？ Where did they come from?
都什么时候了 你还管它是谁定的？ Does it matter whose idea they were?
最重要的是 It's important
在她需要你的时候你得在她身边 you're there when she needs you.
每天在你身边，谁养家 Then who brings home the bread?
你们男人太不了解女人了 You men just don't understand women!
那边！ Over there!
是可可她们！ It's Coco!
都叫她们不要乱跑！ I told them not to run around.
嘉芙莲！ Catherine!
来了！我们来了！ Coming! We're coming!
救我们！ Help us!
抓紧！ Hold on!
你看你们！救我！ Look at yourself! Help me!
不是叫你们不要乱跑吗？ Didn't I tell you to stay put?
挺住！ Hold on!
出事啦！ Trouble!
怎么了？出什么事？ What happened?
他们掉下山了！ They fell down a chasm!
我都叫你们不要乱跑！ I told you to stay put!
都是她！ It's her fault!
可以说些我听懂的话吗？用英文！ Say something I understand in English!
紫色… Purple
内裤！ Panty!
抓紧！ Hold tight!
紫色是我最喜欢的颜色！ Purple is my favorite colour!
看你穿的这身衣服！ You came dressed for a picnic?
别教我怎么穿衣服 Don't tell me how to dress!
你说说你的直觉吧！ What happened to your instinct?
女士们，我们还没有到底呢！ Girls, we haven't landed yet!
JC，你的手呢？ JC, where's your hand?
在你的紫色下面 Under your purple.
放手！ L611 go!
你会掉下去的！ You'll fall!
放手！我自己会抓紧 Let go! I can hold on myself.
你确定吗？ You sure?
我确定！ I'm sure!
好吧 Okay.
小姐，已经落地了 Madam, you've landed.
我们没事 We're fine.
可可不见了！ But Coco is missing!
JC没事，可可不见了 JC is okay, but we've lost Coco.
给我们地标 Give us the coordinates.
这边 好 This way. Okay.
可可！ Coco!
我在这里… I am over here...
可可找到啦！ I found Coco!
叫船长把药箱拿下来 Ask captain to bring the first aid kit.
好，知道了 Understood!
你没事吧？ Are you alright?
我的脚… My foot...
哪只脚？ Which foot?
不要动！ Don't move!
怎么了？没事 What happened? It's nothing.
你的脚！ Your foot!
没事… Nothing, nothing.
蛇！ Snake!
在哪？ Where?
好了！ Done!
我的脚… My foot...
你的脚刚刚脱臼，现在没事了 You dislocated your ankle. It's okay now.
这边 Over here.
西蒙 Simon.
你看这些树！ Look at these trees!
是人为的 Hacked by men.
我看到一些炮弹跟大炮！ I just saw cannons and cannonballs!
看这船的样子，像是那个年代的 This vessel looks like it's from that era!
不会这么巧 就是我们要找的“不灭号”吧？ Could this be the Indestructible we've been looking for?
八九不离十 Very likely.
你盯着那个干嘛？ What are you looking at?
这个铁链扣… This chain rode...
怎么会在这儿呢？ What is it doing here?
铁链一直通到树那头 It goes all the way into that tree!
“不灭号”！ The Indestructible!
你找到它了！ You've found it!
是我们砸到它！ No, we fell on it.
真幸运 How lucky.
不会吧！ No way!
那是真的！ It's for real!
没事的 It's okay.
只是一只狼蛛 Just a tarantula.
JC，我找到我的曾祖父！ JC, I found my great grandfather!
什么？ What?
你看骨头就知道是他？ You can tell from the bones?
不是，这只戒指 No, no. This ring.
是我家族的饰章，在这里找到的 It has my family crest. I found it here.
这里有两个！ There are two!
哪一个？ Which one?
用你的直觉！ Instinct!
快！这个吧！ Quick. This one!
好的！ Good!
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
确定 Sure.
那我把你曾祖父塞进我的背包 I'll stuff your great grandfather in my backpack.
他的手臂 His arm.
噢…不好意思 Oops Sorry!
JC JC
我们找到“不灭号”了！ We've found the Indestructible!
这真是，做梦都梦不到的地方 Who could've imagined, at a place like this!
你们怎么找到的？ How did you find it?
真行！ Brilliant!
我们摔下来找到的 We stumbled upon it.
脚都断了 Almost broke our legs.
你们找到铜首了？ Found the bronze heads yet?
找到一个 We found one.
邦妮，我拿了医药箱 Bonnie, I have the medical kit!
绕过来，那边有条旧路 Go around! There is an old path!
沿着我们留下的记号就好了 Just follow the marks we left!
好的，我来了 Okay, I'm on my way!
谢谢！ Thank you!
这就是“不灭号”？ This is the Indestructible?
对 Yes.
船为什么会在这儿？ How did it end up here?
台风？ typhoon?
有这么大台风吗？ Typhoon that powerful?
海啸？ Tsunami?
都有可能 Everything was possible.
我们一路过来的时候 On our way here,
看到一些坟墓和骷髅 we saw graves and skeletons.
山洞外面埋的 应该是“不灭号”的官兵 Those outside the cave must belong to the crew.
山洞里的骷髅，衣服腐烂程度 Judging on the decomposition of those inside,
明显跟外面的不同 they're different from the others.
而且身上都插有利器 Some were stabbed, too.
生前一定有过激烈搏斗 They must have fought before they died.
这些应该是她曾祖父带来的人 Probably men brought by her great grandfather.
他们不是死于天灾、疾病 They didn't die from natural causes.
而是死于互相残杀 They killed each another.
她的高曾祖父 不是已经回来了吗？ Didn't her great-great grandfather return home?
那儿子还去找什么呢？ Then what was his son looking for?
什么原因都好，现在都不重要了 Whatever the reason, it doesn't matter anymore.
你说对了 You are right.
这已是，一百五十年前的事了 It happened 150 years ago.
对不对？ Right?
她能听懂中文啊？ She understands Chinese?
我都跟她说过，刚刚 I told her the same thing just now.
互相残杀？ They killed each other?
原来他儿子是回来找“不灭号”上 So his son came back to look for
他爸爸没有带走的赃物？ the spoils his father left behind?
对吗？ Right?
对吗？对 Right? Right.
我们需要上厕所！ We need to take a leak!
对 Right.
你们去哪里？ Where are you going?
厕所！ Bathroom!
你们全部？ All of you?
对的！去方便 Yeah! Wee wee
我祖母一定会很开心 My grandmother's going to be very happy.
你的脚怎么样了？ How is your foot?
直通山下 It goes downhill,
沿途排列的都是圆木 with logs lined up all the way.
怪不得砍了那么多树 No wonder so many trees had fallen.
别照！ Don't do that!
还有啊 There is more.
你们看这儿！ Look over there!
好大的锚！ An enormous anchor!
奇怪？铁锚怎么会挂在树上？ But why is it being hung on a tree?
非常聪明的杠杆原理 It's a very clever lever device.
只要这个锚往下沉 When the anchor descends,
铁链就往上升 the chain rode will ascend,
通过两边的滑轮，将大树带下山 and sends the trunk downhill via the pulley.
怪不得在船上 一个滑轮我都找不到 No wonder there isn't a single pulley on the ship!
这就是前人种树，后人乘凉 How we benefit from our ancestors' wisdom!
你好像不兴奋 You don't seem excited.
我在伤脑筋 I am wrecking my brain
怎么把这棵大树给运回去？ on how to take this trunk back with us?
如果这棵大树里… If this trunk...
没有如果 There are no ifs.
钱！钱！钱！ Money! Money! Money!
JC，医药箱！ JC, the medical kit
你的朋友也来了 and your friend is here.
JC，你好 Hey. JC!
好开心再次见到你 I'm very happy to see you again.
我的朋友，真想不到啊 My friend, it's a big surprise.
皮尔？ Pierre?
嘉芙莲！ Catherine!
不叫我小姐！你好放肆啊！ Address me as miss! You're ridiculous!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
这里不是你的古堡 You're not in your castle anymore.
我知道你俩是一伙的 I knew you were working together.
你们去她的古堡之后 我就一直跟踪你们 I've been following you since you met Catherine.
给我油画和你偷回来的东西 Give me the painting and the other things you stole.
你以为我会带所有东西 来这个岛吗？ You think I'd bring everything to this island?
这个地方不错啊！ It's a great place!
这里没有其他人，只有我们 所以… There's no one else. Just us!
我可以杀死你，没人会知道的 I could kill you now, and nobody would know.
准备！ Ready!
皮尔！ Pierre!
没事吧？ Are you alright?
笨蛋！我都说了枪里面没子弹！ Idiots! These guns are not loaded!
不是我们！我们什么也没做！ It wasn't us! We didn't do anything!
没事！没有子弹的！ It's okay! No bullets!
那谁开枪？ So who fired?
不可能的，你们真是… You guys are impossible
都不要动！ Don't move!
动就打爆你们的脑袋！ Or I'll blow your heads off
海盗？ Pirates?
像！就是！ Yep! Bingo!
如果你们不听话 If you don't do what I say,
就把你们统统杀光！ I'll kill you all!
如果我们联手，就可以打垮他们 If we work together, we can beat them.
我们在这里待很久了 We've been here for a long time.
现在才知道有这个地方 Only now do we know this place.
欢迎你们光临我的岛！我的朋友！ Welcome to my island, my friends!
我们是讲理的人 We're reasonable men.
我们只想要你的钱 All we want is your money.
蹲下来！快点！听明白了吗？ Squat! Hurry up! Understand?
不要做任何傻事… Don't do anything stupid and no one
就不会有人受伤！ gets hurt!
赎金一口价五十万 The ransom is $500,000 each.
你们看着办吧！ Do what you need to do.
说得好！ Bravo!
否则把你们喂鲨鱼！ Or we can feed you to the sharks!
说得好！ Bravo!
这三个女人没人赎没关系 我们养！ I don't mind keeping the women, though.
说得好！ Bravo!
让我告诉你一件事情 Let me tell you something.
我们跟他们不是一伙的 We are not with them.
你要多少钱我老板都乐意给你 My boss would be happy to get you any money you want.
他很有钱 He's very rich.
这些家伙要我去对付你们 但我说不行！ Those guys want to fight you but I said no!
带他们走！ Take them away!
多谢！ Thank you!
你们在我的岛里面做什么？ So what are you doing on my island?
我的帽子！ It's my hat!
告诉我，你们到这儿干什么来了？ Tell me. What are you doing here?
听不懂 Don't understand.
普通话？ Mandarin?
我们老大问你们，你们来干嘛？ Boss asked what were you doing here?
烧烤 Barbecue.
说什么？ What did you say?
这是金属探测器 This is a metal detector.
烧烤？用这个？ Barbecue? With this?
你用这个干嘛？ What were you doing with this?
迷你微波炉 Mini microwave.
你当我是傻子啊！ Do you think I'm stupid?!
这是金属探测器 This is a metal detector.
你们在找什么？ What are you looking for?
好吧，你不想告诉我 You don't want to tell me?
我自会查出来 I'll find out.
带走那些女的！ Take the girls.
别碰我！ Hands off!
趴下！ Lie down!
怎么搞的… What the
不是我按的！ I didn't pull the trigger!
你们搞定一点方向的！ Take care of those at one o'clock!
好！ Okay!
老大！你没事吧？ Boss! Are you okay?
不要动！ Don't move!
忘了告诉你 我们带来的枪没子弹 I forget to tell you. No bullets.
我们不动就不会有事的 If we stay calm, nothing will happen to us.
是的！ Yes!
别让他拿枪！ Stop him from getting the gun!
好！ Okay!
船长！ Captain!
快！这边！ Hurry! This way!
来啊！ Come on!
十二点 Twelve o'clock
我们现在该怎么做，老大？ What should we do now, boss?
我们溜吧！ Let's get out of here!
我的妈呀，吓死我了！ Mother of Mercy, I'm scared!
蛇头？ Snake-head?
接住！ Catch it!
我的脚！ My foot!
我的曾祖父！ My great grandfather!
不要！ No, no, no!
我的曾祖父！ My great grandfather!
不要！ No, no, no!
不要！我的曾祖父！ No! My great grandfather!
不要！ No, no, no!
对不起！ Sorry!
没事的 It's okay.
我的曾祖父，谢谢你 My great grandfather! Thank you.
女士们，走吧！ Girls, let's go!
我的脚！我的鞋！ My foot! My shoe!
我的曾祖父！ My great grandfather!
走吧！来吧！ Go! Come on!
快点！ Hurry!
走啊！ Run!
干什么？没事 What's up? It's okay.
没事 你们要干什么？ It's okay. What are you doing?
这边 Over here.
行了，不用怕 It's okay. Don't be afraid.
我的脚 My foot...
快点走！ Run!
你先 好的 You first. Okay.
走啊！ Go!
我没穿鞋！ I've lost my shoe!
走啊！ Go!
我来 我的脚 Let me help. My foot!
来 穿上！ Come on. Put this on!
JC，接蛇头！ Catch it!
接蛇头！ It's the Snake-head!
你带她们先走！ You go with them first!
那你呢？ What about you?
大树见！好！ Meet you by the trunk! OK!
里面还有东西 There's something in the shoe.
拿走！ Take it!
接住！ Catch it!
还有没有？ Any more?
别动！ Don't move!
这枪有子弹的 This gun has bullets.
快啊！ Quick!
帮我！ Help me!
你真是！ Come on!
我数到三！ I count to three!
一！ One!
二！ Two!
才找到一个？ You've only found one?
命只有一条！ I've only lived once!
他们全死了吗？ Are they all dead?
走！ Run!
不要动！把手抬起来！ Don't move! Hands up!
不要给我，我不要！ Don't give it to me!
我的帽子 My hat
我不想再跟你们废话了！ I'm done with being reasonable!
烧烤这个，聪明的家伙！ Barbecue this, smart guy!
不要动！ Don't move!
你怎么样？我不用你管！ Are you okay? None of your business.
走！ Go!
这边！ This way!
快走！ Hurry UP!
走！ Go!
你没事吧？ Are you alright?
拿着！ Hold this!
怎么是羊头？JC… Sheep head? JC
去啊！ Come on!
真是太幸运了！ We are so lucky!
我的脚… My foot...
硌死我了！ it really hurts!
骨头… A bone
可可，你没事吧？ Coco! Are you okay?
金子 Gold!
你怎么知道有金子？ How do you know about the gold?
掉出来的 It fell out.
你怎么知道这棵树里会有金子？ You knew about the gold in this trunk?
我没说这棵树 I didn't say trunk!
给我看看 我是说我的鞋 Let me see. It's from my boot.
这树里有金子吗？ Is there gold in this trunk?
可以说英文吗？找到了！ Say something in English! I've found it!
装袋！ Pack it!
怎么变了？ It's changed!
蛇头呢？ Where is the Snake-head?
那龙头一定在里面！ The Dragon-head must be in there!
你去！ YOU go!
算了！ Forget it!
英文啊！ English!
我们怎么逃出去？ How can we get out of here?
有一个方法！ One Way!
坐好！ 你干什么？ Sit tight! What are you doing?
不要动！ Don't move!
小心我的手 我很准的！ Watch out for my hand. I am super accurate!
准你个头！ Accurate what!
我来！ I'll do it!
小心我的手 Watch out for my hand.
船长，去东南方 Captain! Go southeast!
这边没路！ The road ends here.
从这里走！ This way!
好了 It's almost done.
准备！ Get ready!
一、二、三 One, two, three
卡住啦！ It's stuck!
怎么了？ What is going on?
没时间解释了！ No time to explain!
他们来啦！ Here they come!
你们无路可逃！ You've got nowhere to go!
来，不要开枪！ Come on, don't shoot!
走！ Come on!
丝巾！ Scarf!
丝巾！快！ Scarf! Hurry!
给他们戴上！给！ Put them on! Put it!
戴好！ Wear them well!
西蒙！ Simon!
戴上！ Put this on!
请他们吃蜜糖！ Treat them honey!
我不是告诉过你！ I told you!
小心炸弹！ Fire in the hole!
你成吗？ Can you manage?
你来！ You do it!
那我来！ I'll do it!
马蜂回巢啦！ The bees are homing in!
烟雾弹！ Smoke bombs!
动了，快上！ Quick! Get on quickly!
停！你们这些笨蛋！ Stop! You stupid!
没关系，让他们走！ It doesn't matter! Let 'em go!
我们还有五个 We still have five.
那些蜜蜂不是很友善 The bees are not so friendly.
为什么你们没事？ WhY YOU guys are okay?
不是！不是！不是！ No!No!No!
打电话给你老板！ Call your boss!
是！是！是！ Yes! Yes! Yes!
你们没事吗？没事！ Everybody okay? Okay!
钱啊！ Money!
你们没事吗？ Everybody okay?
没事！ Okay!
都没事吧？ Everybody okay?
没事 Okay.
弄丢了你的曾祖父 You lost your great grandfather
没事！ It's okay!
没事的，他爱大海 It's okay. He loved the sea.
这！这里！ Here! Here
这里！ Hey guys! Here!
大树直怪约一点三米，长约七米 The trunk is 1.3m in diameter and 7m long.
以圆柱体积公式计算 Its cylindrical volume is
大概有九百二十八万立方厘米 about 9.28 million cubic centimeters.
根据黄金和木头的比重 Based on its relative weight,
如果还能浮水 and the fact that it still floats,
大约有二十二分之一可以容纳金块 about 1/22 should be gold.
再除以每块金块的体积 Divide that by the size of each gold bar,
这棵树里面… 屁股好痛 inside this trunk... My butt hurts!
大概有两千九百块金块 There are 2,900 pieces of gold.
如果再乘以黄金的密度 每立方厘米十九克 Multiply that by the density of gold,
一共就是…八吨！ There are eight tons!
这么多？ So much?
每人一吨！ A ton of gold each!
那还多出两吨呢？ What about the two excess tons?
分八小吨！ Divide them into eight parts.
还有两小吨呢？ What about the two excess parts?
送给你了！ They are yours.
为什么给他？ Why him?
不为什么，高兴！ I just feel like it.
这就是他们… This is why they
互相残杀的原因 slaughtered one another.
不会，我们连吵架都不会 No way, we don't even quarrel!
计算得怎么样了？ What's the result?
八吨！可能更多！ Eight tons! Maybe more!
我们去庆祝！到外面去！ Let's celebrate! Let's go outside!
用一个词来形容这段旅程就是： 浪漫 One word for this journey: romantic!
刺激！ Thrilling!
收获！ Rewarding!
奇趣！ Intriguing!
美满！ Satisfying!
听到哔声后，请留言 Leave your message after the tone.
我知道你在电话旁边 I know you are there.
不要一个人生闷气 Stop sulking on your own.
拿起电话来骂骂我吧 Pick up the phone and bawl me out.
我挂了 Got to go.
你就不能心平气和 跟人家谈一次吗？ Can't you ever have a proper conversation?
每次都是心平气和的开始 We start off nice and calm every time,
但结果总是面红耳赤 but always end up having a row.
早啊！ Morning!
早！ Morning!
早，昨天晚上谢谢了 Thanks for your help last night!
不用，你们… Don't mention it.
早，你们的药 Your medicine
你们是不是有什么事要跟我说？ Don't you guys have a confession to make?
什么事？ Like what?
各位早安！ Good morning, everybody!
请留下！ Stay here!
JC，为了感谢你们为我所做的事情 Last night I wrote a poem to thank all of you
昨晚我写了一首诗 for what you've done for me.
可可，你可以帮我翻译吗？ Coco, can you translate?
可以 Okay.
英勇的武士拯救了被压迫的 The oppressed rescued by brave knights
现实里一群满口谎言的无赖之徒 A bunch of lying scoundrels in real life
什么？ What?
他们展开一段危险的旅程 They set sail for a hazardous journey
被贪婪的欲望驱使 Driven by greed
展开一段不可告人的旅程 they embarked on a stealthy voyage
纯洁、正直、大无畏的心 with hearts pure, righteous, fearless
无私的精神 and without self interest.
人在做，天在看 Heaven will be yourjudge.
偷取国家的财产，是自私的行为 Stealing national treasure is despicable.
他们的慷慨会得到应有的回报 Their generosity will be rewarded.
纵使逃过了法律的制裁 You may evade the judgment of law,
也逃不过良心的审判 but never escape your own conscience.
上天保佑你们 God bless you.
每到除夕，你都会问自己 Ask yourselves every new year's eve,
有没有偷过新一年的生肖铜首 did I steal next year's zodiac animal head?
就算你得到全世界的财富 Even all the riches in the world,
也换不到一点心灵的平安喜乐 won't buy you any peace of mind.
哇！中文怎么这么长！ Wow! Chinese is so long!
那就是“上天保佑你”？ That was God bless you?
是的 Yes.
你确定没翻译错吗？ Are you sure the translation was correct?
我说得对吗？ Was I right?
我们喜欢 We like it.
我喜欢 I like it.
我们喜欢 We like it.
你到底想说什么？ What are you trying to say?
你们早就知道要来找金子 You always meant to look for gold.
连金属探测器都带来了 You even brought metal detectors.
找金子、找铜首，都要带探测器 Gold or bronze, we need metal detectors.
还骗！ Liars!
从一开始 你们要找的就是这些金子 You're gunning for these gold from day one!
你怎么可以到我房间乱翻东西？ How could you rummage through my room?
你别耍赖 Stop being a jerk.
他吐的时候 我扶你回房间无意中看见的 I saw these when I helped you back to your cabin.
那边有海豚！ Oh, dolphins!
有鲸鱼！ Whales, too!
鳄鱼！ Crocodiles!
海里怎么会有鳄鱼？我们走 Crocodiles in open sea? Let's go.
游过来不行！ They swim, don't they?
你看你们多有默契 You really work well as a team!
既然你知道，你问吧 Okay, then. Fire away
你根本就不是上官马丁，马丁上官 You're not even Martin Shangguan.
对 Correct.
你找嘉芙莲的曾祖父是假的 You weren't looking for Catherine's great grandfather.
找铜首、找金子才是真的 You came for the gold and the bronze heads!
算是对吧 You could say that.
每次得到的铜首 你都在拍卖会上给卖掉 You'll auction off each recovered bronze head.
对 Right.
这次的那两个，你要怎么处理？ What do you plan to do with these?
一到岸就有人来接收 Someone will pick them up when we reach port.
我一直以为你是为中国人找铜首 I thought they're for the Chinese people!
没想到你只是为了钱！ You're just a mercenery!
一些流落海外的文物 There are relics all over the world.
我们发点顺风财，问心无愧 Why can't we profit a little from them?
问心无愧？ You feel no shame?
这有关民族的尊严！ It's a matter of national dignity!
那几个破铜首 These battered heads...
有关民族尊严什么事？ have nothing to do with dignity
那是有一百多年历史的 民族工艺精华！ They represent centuries of our cultural heritage!
一百多年算不了什么 What's the big deal?
我们有几千年历史 China is thousands of years old.
以前能做，现在会做得更好 What we could achieve then, we can do better now.
发生什么事情了？ What's going on?
男孩与女孩的事情，走吧 Boy-girl problem. Come on.
你喜欢什么 我让工匠做十二个给你 If you like, I can get someone to make you a dozen.
什么朝代都有 From every dynasty
无赖！ Scoundrel!
我怎么无赖？ What, me?
你从找关教授开始 到法国跟我要伯爵的资料 From your first day with Professor Guan,
你都是在利用我们！ you have been using us!
小姐… Young lady
第一，你不要每天扮演上帝 don't pretend you're holier than me.
第二，我们也没请你来 We didn't ask you to come along.
第三 And
鱼不张嘴，不会上钓 if a fish doesn't open its mouth, it can't take a bite!
是上钩！ It's take the bait!
你不要以为你能骗到别人 是什么本事 Being a cheat is nothing to be proud of.
你能骗的人，都是相信你的人 Your victims are those who trusted you.
没有认识你之前，这是我们的职业 We've been doing this long before we met you.
不管是什么职业 I don't care what you do.
只要对不起国家、社会、民族、家人 But if you wrong your family and fellow countrymen,
你的儿子，孙子都会抬不起头 your children will forever live in shame.
把船停下来！ Stop the boat!
什么事？ What is it?
金子！ The gold!
出了什么问题？ What's wrong?
没事！ Nothing!
把船固定在这个位置！ Stabilize the boat!
怎么会这样子？ How could this happen?
刚才还好好的 It was alright just now.
黄金太重 The gold is too heavy,
树干泡在水里太久 and the trunk has been soaking for too long.
漏了！ They just fell off.
你不是算过吗？ I thought you had it all worked out!
是你没搞清楚！ You didn't do it right.
把绳子绑在树的一头了！ You tied the rope to the wrong end!
就是你算错了！ It's your fault!
我？ Me?
住嘴！是你的责任！ Shut up! It's your responsibility!
不是一个人的错，上船再说 It isn't the fault of any one person.
我们还可以回来再捞啊 We could return and salvage it later.
对 Right.
对个屁！ Salvage my ass!
现在都变成这一带海盗的财产了！ Everything belongs to the pirates around here!
就当过路钱吧，跟他们对分 Consider this travel fee...
这片海域，有七八伙不同国籍的海盗 怎么分啊？ Pirates in this area are from seven nations.
好了好了，别吵了 Enough! Knock it off!
不会吵架的你们，别失望 If this is any consolation,
这里还有一块 I still have one here.
谁要是等着吃饭，就拿去吧 Whoever needs money can have it.
你们比她的曾祖父幸运 You are luckier than her great-grandfather.
至少不会空手而归了 At least you won't go home empty-handed.
也对 True.
以前，有人想把这些金子 带回自己的国家 Someone did once try to take them home.
无论带到哪里，也离不开这个地球 Still these gold remain on Mother Earth.
这边有七八伙海盗帮忙看着 Seven groups of pirates now watch over them.
比银行还安全 Safer than in a bank vault!
我们就让它原封不动的在一起吧 Let's leave them here undisturbed.
把地标记下来，快！ Mark the coordinates. Hurry!
金子没有了！ L'I'S gone!
什么？什么？ What? What?!
它去哪里了？ Where has it gone?
掉水里了？ Get into the water?
为什么不到水里找回来？ You can't get into the water to get it?
你去拿吧 You go get it.
关教授 Professor Guan,
关教授，铜首资料被窃 Professor Guan, please come and assist our investigation
请你配合我们的调查 on the theft of the bronze heads' data.
你继续，按我的要求 Just follow my instructions,
今天在伦敦的蛇首和羊首的拍卖 Today, the sale of a bronze rams' head and a bronze snake's head
创造了新记录 has set a new record at an art auction in London.
最后的一个龙首的售价相信会更高 The last one, the dragon, is expected to sell for even more.
蛇首和羊首的拍卖 引起了很大的争议 The sale of the bronze heads has provoked much controversy.
各国追讨流失文物的呼声 越来越高 Calls for repatriation of relics are intensifying.
我们不希望 We don't want our patriotic sentiment
国民的爱国心被利用 to be hijacked by others.
我们要感谢这些 We appreciate the young
勇于表达意愿的年轻人 for expressing their views.
公开拍卖没有合法来源的文物 The auctioning of historical relics from illegal sources,
只会鼓励更多的犯罪 will only encourage more criminal activities.
侵略者掠夺文物的行为 比盗贼更可耻 Those who plunder relics are worse than thieves!
抗议！ Yes!
法老王妃的金面罩和笑面佛 The golden mask of a pharaoh's concubine
在今天的拍卖中出现了流拍 and the secret smiling Buddha were passed in an auction today,
主要是受到了日益剧烈的 国际反对声的影响 affected by the increasing international uproar
警察 Police.
你们认识这两人吗？ Do you know these people?
最新消息指出MP集团宣布 In breaking news, MP Corporation has announced
他们得到了龙首的拍卖权 it has won the right to auction off the bronze
那具铜首会很快推出市场 the piece will go to market as soon as possible.
我已经打了七千多个电话给你 I've called you more than 7,000
只要你哼一句 Just say the word.
从今、将来、永远、以后、未来 From now on, in future, forever and ever...
我都不会再给你留言了 I won't call or bother you again.
找到了，找到了 We know where it is!
找到什么了？ Where is what?
龙首找到了！ The Dragon-head!
MP宣布了下个礼拜拍卖龙首 MP will put it up for auction next week!
其实龙首一直就在他们手上 They've had it all along!
那个零，我们根本不可能拿到 We could never have gotten that bonus.
我们被人耍了 We've been fooled.
学艺不精，无话可说 We behaved like amateurs!
是宗盛骗了我们 Jonathan lied to us.
他和MP是一伙的 He has conspired with MP.
这两个学生估计也是他们打的 I figure they beat up those students, too.
你们组织里的两个学生 Is it true that two students from your organization
是否被打成重伤？ were badly beaten up?
对不起，我们不可以评论这个事情 Sorry, we cannot comment on this.
好的 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 先生，可否发表一下您的意见？ - 我没意见 Sir, care to comment? No comment.
小姐，请… Madam, please
噢，这些记者… Oh! These reporters
为了表达他们对出售文物的不满 to demonstrate their discontent with the sale of these relics
印度之星本来是 The crown jewel was originally
印度的国宝 an Indian national treasure of India.
为什么我们的历史文物 Why is it that our historical relics
永远被展览在外国的博物馆呢？ are on permanent display in foreign museums?!
在龙年来临之际 In time for the Chinese Year of the Dragon,
我为大家带来了龙铜首 I present the bronze Dragon-head.
底价是六千万欧元 Starting price 6O million euros.
国家文物不能倒卖 National heritage, NOT FOR SALE!
很多国家的珍贵文物 Cultural relics from many countries
被掠夺被偷盗而流失在国外 were pillaged and ended up abroad.
其中包括今天将要拍卖的压轴的 They include the star of today's auction,
备受瞩目的中国十二生肖中的龙首 the renowned bronze Dragon-head.
喂 Hello.
真的假的？ Are you sure?
我马上过来 I will come over right away.
帮我跟姐姐说一下，我离开一下 Tell my sister I will be back soon.
什么？ 我离开一下 What? I will be back soon.
各位，请出价 Ladies and gentlemen, are there any bids?
十欧元！ Ten euro!
流标！ Pass!
请问你对龙首流拍有意见发表吗？ Any comment on the Dragon-head unsold?
你们会再次拍卖龙首吗？ Will the Dragon-head re-auction again?
这次流拍 会影响到MP公司的声誉吗？ Do you think the unsold affect the reputation of MP Corporation?
多拍几个角度！ Take more at different angles!
米雪，快点把它传给可可，快！ Michelle, send this to Coco. Quickly!
用这个再多拍几张 Take a few more with this.
什么访问？ What interview?
我不接受访问他说有重要的事情 - I don't give interviews. -An important call.
喂？ Hello.
老板 Boss.
我们抓了三个学生，怎么办？ We caught three students. What now?
他们做了什么？ What did they do?
跟上次两个一样 Same as previous two.
又是来偷拍照的 They took photos again.
把他们先关起来 Lock them up first.
真的就没别的办法解决吗？ Is there really no other solution?
不想再拖了 I don't want it to drag on forever.
我想了一个早上 I've been thinking about this all morning.
谢谢！ Thanks!
国强、家富… Johnny, Tommy
这封信，你帮我转交给… Please give this letter to...
别对女人那么认真 Take it easy with women.
潇洒一点，学我！ Be cool, just like me!
喂？ Hello
我听得出来，听得出来… I know you! I recognise the voice.
终于打过来了！ Your calls finally returned!
没没没，不忙不忙 No, I'm not busy
那两个猪朋狗友走了 They're gone.
好 Good.
吃什么都行，你说了算 Anything, whatever you say
中、日、意、法餐 Chinese, Japanese, Italian or French
好，都行 Fine. Love 'em all...
嗯，好 Eh, sure.
好的 Okay.
我同意 I agree.
好主意！ Good choice!
赞成！ I agree.
好，是，不见不散 Great! I'll wait for you,
不见不散！ until the end of time!
好，是是是，拜拜 Good. Yes, bye bye!
太好了！ Yes! Yes!
我就不相信你不打过来！ I knew you'd call me back!
一分耕耘，一分收获 As a man sows, so shall he reap.
皇天不负有心人 God helps those who help themselves.
可可来了 Coco is here.
谁？ Who?
可可，在外面，找你的 Coco. She's looking for you.
她来干什么？ What does she want?
我的信？ A letter for me?
那两个学生没事吧？ Are those students okay?
有三个人失踪了 Three more are missing.
什么？ What?
我弟 My brother,
莉莉 Lily'
还有米雪 and Michelle.
我的弟弟从小是和我一起长大的 I grew up with my kid brother.
爸爸在临终的时候 Before my father passed away,
嘱咐我，一定要好好照顾他 he told me to look after him.
他是我唯一的亲人 He's my only family now.
是我们家的希望 He is also our family's future.
我们都很热衷于 We're all passionate about
为我们的国家作出贡献！ each making our own contributions to our countries.
但是现在… But now,
我们有两个人躺在医院 two of us are lying in hospital beds,
有三个人失踪了 and three of us are missing.
我们都不知道他们是生是死 And we don't know if they are still alive.
我求你 I beg you.
别这样子！ Pull yourself together.
你没有试过报警吗？ Have you contacted the police?
那都已经做了 I've tried everything.
我实在没有办法，才来求你的 You are my very last resort.
有些事情，我能帮的一定帮 I'd love to help whenever I can.
但是，那些人… But these people
对不起，打扰你了 I'm sorry for being a nuisance.
关教授也因为给了我铜首的资料 Professor Guan is detained by police
被警察给带走了 for giving me those data.
你哭什么？ Why are you crying?
可可说，她弟弟是在龙首流拍之后 Coco said her brother disappeared
跟踪MP公司的人的时候失踪的 while spying on MP after the aborted auction.
这事跟MP公司一定有关系 MP must have something to do with this.
一堆树，什么都没有！ There are only trees, nothing else.
证据呢？ Where's the proof?
找啊！ Let's check it out!
你不是没有同情心的人！ Aren't you a compassionate person?
我更同情你 I feel more for you.
你们真的要这样子？ Is this what you really want?
是他一定要这样，我们完了 He insist on it! It's over between us!
我们根本就没有办法忍受对方 We can't tolerate each other.
什么叫没法忍受对方？ What does that mean?
是你有狐臭 还是他有当众挖鼻孔？ You stink, he disgrace himself in public, or what?
没有努力过，不要轻易说完了 Don't give up until you've really tried.
两个成年人，不如一个小孩子 Two grown-ups behaving worse than a child.
她起码写封信，你们做过什么？ At least your daughter wrote. What have you done?
我们注定是失败者 We are destined to fail.
失败？ Failure?
失败者找理由 Those who fail look for excuses.
成功者找方法 Those who succeed look for ways.
你不要再烦了！赶快救人吧！ Stop patronizing me! Lives are at stake!
要来不及了！ Or it will be too late!
答应帮助人，很简单 It's easy to make rash promises.
怎么帮？ But how?
是你说的，没有努力之前 Like you said, until you've tried
不能轻言放弃！ you must not give up!
喂，JC Hey JC!
宗盛！ Jonathan!
什么事？ What's up?
我刚刚找到那张《玫瑰花》的画 I've just found the Roses.
好啊，马上来 Good! I'll come right over.
这就是方法！ That's my way!
说！ Speak!
MP公司地址，我跟你说是真的 I didn't lie about MP's address.
我骗你干什么？ Why would I lie about it?
好！我相信你 Sure, I believe you.
但是龙头的事情 你知道一直在MP公司 But you knew all along MP had dragon-head, didn't you?
我们是永远拿不到的，是不是？ We'd never get that bonus, would we?
我怎么会知道？ How would I know?
我们合作那么久，我骗你干什么？ We're old partners, why would I lie to you?
你从来没骗过我？ You've never lied to me?
没有！我骗你干什么？ Of course not! Why would I?
你…你要干什么？ What are you doing?
这个… This
这个是全世界最强的硫酸 This is the world's most powerful acid.
我为你泡制的 I formulated it specially for you.
有没有骗过我？ Have you ever lied to me?
有！ Yes.
我一开始就骗你 I lied to you from day one.
一开始 From day one
我都跟你说了，你… I've told you everything.
你滴我干什么？ Why did you do that for?
果…果子盐 Fruity Fruit salt?
真有才！ Genius!
这么辛苦要直接见我 You came all the way to see me,
就是为了省下中间人佣金吗？ just to cut out the middlemen?
这些人都是吸血鬼 They are all blood-suckers.
这次龙头的事就给宗盛骗了 Jonathan lied about the Dragon-head.
不能全怪他 Can't blame him entirely.
龙头一直在我们手上 We had the Dragon-head all along.
我自己都忘了 I just forgot about it.
算了，做我们这行 Never mind. In our line of business,
骗人被骗，已经习惯了 we're used to conning each other
《玫瑰花》呢？ Where is the Roses?
如果是假的，不会带来给你看的 We wouldn't have brought it if it's a fake.
我还是要验一下 I still have to examine it.
不能离开我们的视线 It cannot leave our sight.
好 Sure.
我们准备好了 We are ready to begin.
开始吧 Just go ahead.
帮我验证一下这个 Check this out for me.
几分钟我做不了假的 I can't clone one so quickly.
化验这个 Verify this.
你们等一下 Wait here.
介意我们参观一下吗？ Mind if we look around?
随便吧 Be my guest.
想不到酒庄地下 藏着这么大一个验证中心！ An authentication centre underneath a vineyard?
是造假中心 A hub for counterfeiting, actually.
每年几十亿的交易 Billions of dollars of turnover each year.
大大小小，都是他们说了算 Everything is under their control.
这幅不是年初在欧洲博物馆 失窃的画吗？ Wasn't that stolen from an European museum earlier?
画得可真像！ Almost an exact replica!
别小看这些画工，都是大师级的 Artistes here are all masters in their own right.
可惜，死了才会出名 But they won't be famous in their lifetime.
多注意楼上 Keep an eye on upstairs.
这些人在干什么？ What are they doing?
他们把瓷器风沙打磨 Sandblasting a porcelain vase,
放在灰锰氧液里泡，再磨损加工 which will then be treated chemically,
看起来就像有几百年了 and ends up like an age-old antique.
中国的宣纸有好几层 上下都揭得开 Layers of Chinese Xuan paper can be separated.
这是一幅真迹 This is an original.
一开二，两张都是真的 Peel it apart and you'll get two originals!
那不是可以一开五、六 You can make 5 or 6 copies out of it!
那就太薄了 But each copy would be too thin.
那个呢？ What about that?
那是绢布，分不开 That's silk, which cannot be peeled off.
所以他们把一幅长画 一分六、一分八的卖 So they slice it up into 8 parts for sale.
亏他们能想得出来 How imaginative!
发掘出来的古物小碎片 Fragments of excavated relics,
根据考古还原 can be perfectly restored,
真身假底，假身真底 by forging with a replica.
那就是七分假三分真 So it's partly real partly fake.
他们再用X光照射 When it is exposed to X-ray,
使崭新的瓷器一下子多了几千年历史 a brand new vase can become 1,000-year-old.
这可真是五花八门的 They are so resourceful!
那市场上还有多少是真的？ Is there anything real on the market?
百分之九十都是假的 9 out of 1O are fakes.
可怜的有钱人啊！ Pity the rich and famous!
那边 This way.
JC JC
谁啊？ Who's that?
是九头鸟的人吧 Probably one of Vulture's men.
这是什么？ What is this?
这个… This one
高压低温燃烧，模拟碳排放过程 A special furnace to emulate carbon emissions.
专门骗古董专家的 Designed to fool antique experts.
现在这种技术还没有研究好 Its technology hasn't yet been perfected.
放燃料和催化剂的步骤 只能靠人工 Fuel and catalyst can only be added manually.
他们真敢这么做 I can't believe they dare to go this far.
这么简陋的设备，危险吗？ It looks crude. Is it dangerous?
所有骗人的东西都危险 Deception is always risky.
很高兴见到你，JC Nice to see you, JC!
你不会讲话了吗？ Did you lose your tongue?
我不想看到你 I don't want to see you.
不要这样嘛！ Oh! Come on, man.
他是谁？ Who's this guy?
他是JC This is JC.
这行的大人物 A big name in the business.
名声有时候真不可靠 Reputations can be deceiving.
同行吗？ Competitor?
我们不一样的 We're not the same.
我们不会做他做的事情 We'd never do what he does.
什么？ What?
你不用那么趾高气扬好吗？ Don't be so cocksure, alright?
你可以做到的，我可以做得更好 Whatever you do, I can do better.
九头鸟，你从东南亚的寺庙 偷走了一个佛像 Vulture, you stole a Buddha from a Southeast Asian temple.
没错 That's right.
那些人还以为是邻国干的 They thought it was the work of a neighbor.
在边境发生了战争，死了几千人 It sparked a border war, killing thousands of people.
人终究会死的 People die.
那是他们的事情 That's their business.
你是我们这一行的人渣 You're the scumbag of our business.
上一次这样说我的人 You know the last person who called me that
已经上西天了 is no longer breathing.
是吗？ Uh yeah?
人…渣… S-C-U-M-B-A-G!
人渣！ Scumbag.
我不用离开这沙发 就可以踢爆你的屁股 I can kick your ass without leaving this couch.
让我看看 Show me.
你输了！ You lose!
还是挨着呢 Still Touching.
挨着 Touching.
够了！ Stop!
你们可以走啦 You can go now.
好好享受你们的假期 Have a good vacation.
好的再见！ Good night!
你们在做什么呢？ What are you guys doing?
只是检查一下这些家具 Just checking the furniture.
粗劣膺品！ Cheap imitation.
你们两个想打就到外面去 Hey boys, take it outside. Not here.
好吗？ Okay?
这是真品，小心点 It's the real thing. Be careful with it.
哇！《玫瑰花》！ Wow, The Roses!
十一点位置你们搞好就走吧 - Your eleven o'clock. -Leave them here when you're done.
我们晚些把它搬走 We'll clear them later.
老规矩，你明天会收到钱 You'll be paid tomorrow, as usual.
你要的价钱太高了 等我爸来再说吧 Your price is too high. Let's wait for Dad.
我可以给你个折扣 I can give you a discount.
但是我要三个人 But I want three people.
什么？ What?
关在上面那三个学生 Those you locked up upstairs.
我不明白你的意思 I don't understand.
那我去证明 Let me show you.
那证明我是对的 That confirms my suspicion.
那有本事，你去证明啊 Prove it if you can.
我去证明 I will.
拦住他！ Stop him!
停下来！ I said stop!
别跑！ Don't move!
别让他跑了！ Don't let him get away
别走！ Stop!
包抄他！ Stop him!
他在这里！ There he is, let's go!
包围他！ He's down there!
帮我开门！快点！ Open the door! Hurry!
JC，你现在证明了什么？ JC, what have you proved?
拦住他，别让他跑 Stop him! Don't let him get away!
我正好憋了一肚子怨气没地方发 I've been looking for a punchbag all day.
你中奖了！ You've just hit the jack-pot.
九头鸟，想个办法 Vulture, do something.
不了，这是女子单打 No, it's girl-on-girl time.
对啊！来吧！ Oh. yeah!
看看你有多大本事！ Show me what you've got!
他在那边！抓他！ He's over there! Get him!
你还走！ Is he still going?
九头鸟，你去解决他！ Vulture, take him out!
这不公平！ That's not a real fight, man!
这么多人打一个人是卑鄙的行为！ Only pretty little sissy with no balls fight that way.
一对一才是公平较量！ Now, that is a fair game.
哇，这么丑！ Oh! So ugly!
你们还等什么呢？ What are you waiting for?
抓住他！ Get him!
快要爆炸了！ It's gonna blow!
快要爆炸了！赶快跑！ Get out of there, it's gonna blow!
快跑啊！ Run! Quick!
吴清，你们没事吧？ Wu, are you okay?
马丁！ Martin!
基儿！ Katie!
你没事吧？ You alright?
我没事 I'm okay
米高！ Michael!
父亲！ Dad!
邦妮！ Bonnie!
在这儿，我没事 Here, I'm fine.
劳伦斯 Lawrence.
JC，我们终于见面了 JC, finally we meet.
父亲！ Daddy!
JC弄的！ JC did it!
住嘴！ Shut up!
你这笨蛋，我要杀了你 You idiot, I'd kill you!
我是怎么教你的？ What did I teach you?
我们不搞绑架，我们只做膺品 We don't kidnap people! We make fake things!
老板，我们要尽快离开 Boss, I think we need to leave ASAP.
是真的吗？ Is that real?
《玫瑰花》是真的 It is real.
你检验过了？ You had it tested?
是，检验过了 Yes, I have tested it.
JC，真希望我们可以 在另外一个场合里见面 JC, I wish we could've met under different circumstances.
真希望你不作假 I wish you'd make real things.
看来你已经让我没法作假了 Well, you certainly took care of that.
我就保留这个当作你赔偿我的损失 And for your trouble, I'm going to keep this free-of-charge.
你就陪着这些 Now, I certainly hope you'll escort
年轻人安全回家 these nice, young people home, safely,
以后我们再继续合作 and that you and I can resume our relationship.
成交吗？ Is that a deal?
成交 Deal.
带他们出去 Get 'em out of here.
噢！关于那龙首我真抱歉 Oh. Sorry about the dragon.
它消失了 所以没有额外的一个零给你了 I guess it just disappeared. No extra zero.
好好欣赏你的《玫瑰花》吧 Enjoy your Roses.
爸，你这样就让他们走 Dad, you're letting them off too easy.
国际刑警已经注意到这个地方了 Interpol's onto this place.
他帮我们省了去拆毁这地方的功夫 We have to destroy it anyway. He just saved us the trouble.
你去看看有什么值得保留的 Salvage anything that's worth anything,
然后马上离开这里 then get the hell outta here.
把一切责任推在法兰基身上 Make sure Frankie takes the blame.
知道了，爸 Okay, Dad.
我有项工作给你！ I have a job for you!
好的！ Yes, sir!
那些追讨流失文物的抗议 The antique market has tanked
影响了古玩买卖市场 because of these whiny hippies and their protests.
我要给他们一个教训 I want to teach the world a lesson,
就拿龙首来开刀吧 starting with the Dragon-head.
怎么做？ HOW?
让龙飞呀！ Time for the dragon to fly.
九头鸟！ Vulture!
真可惜！ What a pity!
因为连串的抗议 Auction houses have come under pressure
拍卖行受到很大的压力 after protests broke out around the world
世界各地都号召国家文物回归 calling for the return of national treasures.
MP宣布如果龙首拍卖 再次被反对者影响 MP announced that if the sale of the Dragon-head
他们会采取进一步的行动 is affected by the protests, they will be forced to act.
是时候开始我们的非公开拍卖 Let's begin our private auction!
珍贵的龙铜首 For the precious Dragon-head,
很感谢！ Thank you so much!
好消息！ Great news!
全球华人商会捐款五千万元！ Chinese businesses worldwide donated $50M!
可是没有用，中国政府根本不收 So what? The government won't accept
他们不接受任何从拍卖会上 投得的铜首 anything that is acquired from an auction.
你就跟他们说，我们买回来 Tell them we will buy it first
先替他们保管就好了吧 and keep it in trust for them.
不行，就剩一个头了 谁买谁是罪人 No, whoever buys it will become public enemy.
第二次也是最后一次推出拍卖 The 2nd and last time it will be up for auction,
没有底价 with no starting price.
有第一个叫价的吗？ Do I have any opening bid?
全世界的媒体都在等候着答覆 With the international press waiting for answer,
MP公司威胁，如果今天中午之前 MP has threatened to dump the head
还没人出价 into a volcano
就要把龙首扔到火山里 if no bids are received before noon today.
大家见到我身后的火山 You can see the volcano behind me.
十二生肖中的龙头 将永远消失在这里 The Dragon-head might be consumed by it.
女士们，先生们 Ladies and Gentlemen,
我们定在中午的拍卖期限 就快到了 Our mid-day deadline is fast approaching.
我还在等候第一个叫价 I've yet to receive an opening bid.
如果龙首还是流拍 If the auction is aborted again,
MP公司就会将龙首 MP will dump the Dragon-head
丢入我们面前的这座活火山中 into the live volcano in front of us.
到现在为止 我仍然没收到第一个叫价 At this stage, I haven't received any opening bid.
第一次提示 Fair warning.
第二次提示 Fair warning.
最后机会 Last chance.
物件未被售出！ This item is unsold.
老板，龙首流拍了 Boss! The Dragon head's been taken off the auction block.
把它扔掉！ Dump it!
好吧！兄弟们！出发了！ Alright! Guys! Let's do this!
真要发生了 It's really happening.
他们开始行动了 They've started their mission.
我们看见三个跳伞员 从机舱跳出来 Looking at the three skydivers,
可以清楚看见其中一个拿着龙首 we can clearly see one of them is holding the Dragon-head.
丢了！ They're dumping it!
MP公司称这个行动为 For the whole process, MP Corporation has named this mission.
“飞龙在天” Let the Dragon Fly!
怎么出现了第四个跳伞员？ What is this? A 4th diver has appeared
看那边！快看那边！ Check over there!
醒一醒！ Wake up!
去救她！ Save her!
谢谢！ Thank you!
龙首已经脱手了！ He just let go of the Dragon-head!
正在向火山口坠落！ It's falling towards the volcano!
他们已到达能够打开降落伞的 最低高度 They simply have to open their chutes now!
但都还没打开！ But they're still free-falling!
情况非常危急！ Very dangerous!
较早时间，我们拍到这第四跳伞者 A moment ago, we captured a picture of this 4th jumper,
但未能确定他的身份 but we still cannot identify him.
是马丁！ It's Martin!
马丁！ Martin!
怎么会是他？ How could it be him?
你是无翼秃鹰 You are a condor without wings,
不要梦想你可以打败我 don't even think you can beat me.
不要！你疯了！ No! You're crazy!
这个神秘人，已经没有降落伞 The mysterious man has just lost his chute!
他拿到龙头又怎么样？ Not even the Dragon-head can save him!
它是你的了！ It's yours!
兄弟，真有你的！ You're really something else, brother.
根据我们的特别报告，MP公司主脑 In our special report, MP Corporation chief,
劳伦斯摩根和他的儿子米高 Lawrence Morgan, and his son, Michael,
因涉嫌藏有失窃的 价值连城的油画《玫瑰花》 were arrested after the stolen Roses,
而被拘捕 was found on MP property.
棒极了！太好了！ Yes! Wonderful!
现在我们有一个特别报导 And here's a special story.
今天有四位外国领事 Todya, four foreign consuls each received,
分别收到匿名包裹 装着该国遗失已久的国宝 unmarked packages containing lost national treasures.
其中包括埃及法老的金权杖 They include the Egyptian Pharoah's Golden scepter,
俄国嘉芙莲女皇的权杖 Czarina Catherine of Russia's staff,
和镶了金鹰的印加珠宝盒 an lncan jewelry box decorated with a golden eagle.
别忘了还有阿拉伯之星 And don't forget the Star of Arabia.
到现在都没人知道 这个神秘邮寄者是谁 Now nobody knows who this mystery sender is.
太神奇了，是不是？ Quite amazing, isn't it?
类似的新闻还有，日本刚宣布 In similar news, Japan has just announced
会把五本韩国古书归还给南韩 it will return five ancient books to Korea.
太好了！ Yes!
你好，我叫安娜 Hi! My name is Anna
我代表维护文物协会 I'm be happy on behalf of the Association of Cultural Preservation,
送给你这个作为我们的谢意 I give you this as a token of our appreciation.
多谢你们 Thank you very much.
不用谢他 No need to thank him.
经他的手卖出去的更多呢 He has sold more than he donates.
看！关教授也放出来了 Look, Professor Guan has been freed.
廖先生！你妻子刚生了！ Mr. Liao, your wife has just given birth!
我来了！ I am coming!
我先不管你了！ 你去吧！ I've got to go! You run along.
我也去看看 I'll go and check it out.
JC，你真行！ JC, you're the man!
你约我！还说不见不散 - You dated me! -Said you'd show up for sure!
很大声的电话录音，你听吧 It's loud! You listen to it.
- 我走啦！ - 我中、日、意、法餐都吃遍了 - I'm leaving! -I've eaten every cuisine on offer here!
你还没出现！ And still you're nowhere
可可！ Coco!
再见！ BYE-bye!
嘉芙莲！ Catherine!
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
《乾隆秋猎图》？ Emperor Qianlong's Autumn Hunt?
我学你们，偷来的 I learned from you. I stole it!
反正那些银行家不懂 Bankers won't know how to appreciate it anyway.
你… You
离开你们之后，我一直在学中文 Since we parted, I've been learning Chinese.
太好了！ It's wonderful!
姐姐送你的礼物 A present from my sister.
紫色的！ Purple!
JC怎么样了？ How is JC?
他醒了，你去看看他 He's come around. You can see him.
我去看他 I'll go to see him now.
《乾隆秋猎图》？ Emperor Qianlong's Autumn Hunt?
快打开看看！ Check it out!
你们的事，好好解决吧 Try to settle your differences.
妈妈！ Mama!
两个五十分的人在一起 Only the efforts of two half-decent people
才能给她一百分的成长环境 can give her a decent environment to grow up.
如果你愿意 If you are willing,
我们重新来过 we can start all over again.
是个女孩！ It's a girl!
过来看！ Come and see for yourself!
恭喜！ Congratulations!
取了什么名？真可爱！ What's her name? So lovely!
世和！世和？ Pax!Pax?
世界和平！ It's Latin for peace.
JC帮我取了四个，我选了… JC gave me four names to choose
大嫂？大嫂？ Sis? Sis?
她是谁？ Who is she?
电话录音里那个 The voice-mail lady!
去看看！ Let's check it out!
我马上就回来 I will be right back.
来来，过来 Come over here!
她是谁？ Who is she?
他没事的，复原的很快 He's going to be fine. In fact, he is healing quickly.
一两个星期内他应该可以出院了 He could check out of here within a week or two.
谢谢 Thank you.
我刚刚还在想… I was just thinking
别说了 It's okay.
那是以前的留言 That was an old message.
现在，我知道你做了些什么了 Now I know what you've been up to.
起来吧！ Get up!
开始！ Action!
烧手！ Stung my palms!
抓狗！快抓狗！ Get the dogs! Control them!
真乖 Good boy.
又咬？ Not again!
抓狗！ Get the dog!
大哥，不要站太边沿！好危险的！ Don't stand too close to the edge. It's dangerous!
我就在火山爆发的一刹那！ I'm here when it explodes!
你真打！ You really slapped me!
还打？NG了！ Stop it, it's NG already!
每一次做危险动作都会很怕很怕 I'm very scared whenever I have a dangerous performance.
会想很多事情 I think a lot.
有些是可能这是我最后一个镜头 It might be my last shoot,
也是我人生的最后一个镜头 and the last one in my life.
行吗？ Was it okay?
我们是不同的… We are not the same
我们… We are
我们是不同的… We are not the same
我们不会做他做的事情！ We will never do what he does!
准备… Stay clear
放烟，小胖放烟 Chubby, let's have some smoke!
3！2！1！ Three, Two, One
机器都会听我讲话 Machine can understand me.
抓紧！ Hold tight!